― Mahatma Gandhi (via justbesplendid)
A treehouse in the woods near Whistler, British Columbia, Canada.
Submitted by Joel Allen.
Bruges, Belgium
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Sod roof houses in Vik, Iceland. Photo by Gilles Baldet. The birdhouses are my favorite detail.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
omfg
Want!
Reblogging for the puns.
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